I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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