it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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