i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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