I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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