I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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