doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's never too late to be topless.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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