"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
