I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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