I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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