Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
where are you?
Hypothermia
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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