There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
My cat gives me a boner
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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