Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
