Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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