Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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