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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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