My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Barsexuality is the new black.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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