I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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