It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I am midnight drunk by noon
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I need a burrito and a hug.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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