it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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