When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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