I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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