I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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