Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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