what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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