I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Randomize
