Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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