I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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