I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later