im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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