Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
