i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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