I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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