Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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