She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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