Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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