They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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