I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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