new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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