then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
