You really coming over, don't trick.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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