the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Why is your signature on my underwear?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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