i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Oh god it's open bar.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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