Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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