this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
