i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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