At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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