Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
