I skipped work to stalk him.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So much Jack, so little girl.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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