i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the liver wants what the liver wants
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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