you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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