An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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