god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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