she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
