What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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