Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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